ANGLING
Mainly consisting of
            Sport, as Fly Fishing
The “Palmer”-Shooting
            Sharks
Tidal Waters-Crocodile’s
            Nest
“Dugong”- Gentlemen of
            Colour
Five o’clock Tea-Turtle
            Hunting
With the
          exception of one or two incidents which took place a few
          months later-one of them being of an exciting nature, namely,
          the quest of a man who was bushed, which account I will detail
          further on in this narrative-our life at Guyanda Creek was not
          exciting, for the blacks in the surrounding districts were on
          the whole quiet, yet it was healthy, full of interest, and not
          without small adventure in the pursuit of sport for one who
          was satisfied with the minor fauna and numerous birds which
          are found In Queensland.
I remember
          that when a lad in England I had regarded Australia as a land
          composed of bush, which I interpreted scrub, and dried up
          plains, all barren as far as game was concerned. This
          certainly was the prevailing opinion in my day by those who
          were not in the know. But in the early 1860s, few travelled to
          the great island excepting for business purposes.
In the
          roving life of the native police, the object of which in those
          days was to patrol the outside stations and sample new country
          far beyond them, I found that practically during all seasons,
          wet or dry, wild fowl of every sort prevailed, ranging from
          black swans, “magpie,” and other sorts of geese, down to the
          tiniest species of teal, and occasionally snipe. But of all
          these birds, I preferred the genuine black duck, which is
          found in all five of the Australian colonies, as grand a bird
          as our home mallard, many of them attaining a weight of from
          three up to four pounds; they possess a delicious subtle
          flavour, when properly cooked, which others besides myself
          have not found in any other species.
The
          forests, scrubs, and waters of Queensland teem with life for
          such as use their eyes. To my mind, there is an indescribable
          fascination in hunting and fishing wherever you list, where
          the result of sport depends upon your own woodcraft and the
          keen use of your senses, and amongst forests and waters which
          have never heard the firearm of the hunter, be it rifle or
          gun, nor seen the glint of the fisherman’s rod, your only
          companion being perhaps a keen little terrier, or more rarely
          an equally faithful “boy.”
It was an
          experience I had long wished for. True, that in the districts
          scantily sketched in the opening chapters of these Native
          Mounted Police experiences, we had found hundreds of miles of
          such wild back country in the “never never”; but then
          circumstances were different, in that the blacks were bad,
          and, furthermore, I was not my own master.
Here at
          Guyanda Creek, there was greater scope for bush wandering, the
          country was fairly quiet, and I was able to spell the horses
          for a few days at a time at one or other of the stations
          during patrol. Hospitable and kind as I invariably found the
          squatters, they cared but little for roaming about the bush,
          hunting quail or seeking orchids. They have hard enough work
          with their cattle and the general management of their run, and
          were I in their place I should follow their example, as, in
          fact, I often did, and take down my gun for a Sunday
          afternoon’s shooting, for the “pot,” at black duck in the
          nearest waterhole; or loose the kangaroo hounds on an emu
          after the bird had drunk his evening fill at the same place,
          and then turn on to my bunk for a “bange,” i.e. sleep, and in
          such manner get one day of rest, all the previous days of the
          week having been devoted by the squatters to cattle hunting or
          bullock punching, as the case may have been.
Whatever
          the work consist of on a cattle station, it is hard-very-and
          usually takes place under a sun of anything from 120 degrees
          up. In the police, we had none of this sort of labour, though
          it was not by any means always beer and skittles.
I will
          touch first upon my favourite sport-that of fly fishing. I
          always carried a strong stiffly made fly rod with me. Whilst
          patrolling, this was fastened to the gun bucket which held my
          carbine-the only safe way to carry it, as it was thus
          protected by the weapon. One moonlight night, I was strolling
          along by the bank of a beautiful creek which was subject to
          the influence of the tide. The water was running down clearly
          and rapidly; forests of tall palm trees overhung the opposite
          bank, and in the shadow cast by this lovely feathery grove, I
          heard the unmistakable rise of large fish. This sporting sound
          occurring as it did in an ideal salmon pool recalled the days
          spent on the Lochy in Scotland where I killed my first salmon
          in times long since gone by, and the thought occurred to me to
          try a salmon fly. In an air tight case amongst all sorts and
          conditions reposed samples of old Pat Hearn’s handiwork. I
          tried a medium sized gaudy specimen, the fish took it with a
          mighty plunge, no doubt directly it came over him, for I could
          see nothing in that black part of the pool. He fought like a
          fresh run grilse, making desperate efforts to get to sea; but
          if he ran well so did the winch with its hundred yards of
          line, the stiff little rod did its work, and presently I was
          able to beach a beautiful specimen of the finny tribe,
          glittering in the moonlight like a bar of silver, its eye
          flashing like a ruby. Then and there I christened it, with
          proper accompaniments, the “palmer.” This was the first one
          ever taken with the fly, and the name has been universally
          adopted in Northern Queensland ever since. This palmer weighed
          six pounds. Many have been killed since those days, and far
          heavier fish, but they have been taken with spinners of sorts.
The
          scientific name of the fish, according to Dr. Günther, is
          Lates calcarifer. From its list of habitats, it appears to be
          strictly inter-tropical, and he mentions specimens of it from
          India, Java and other places, its northern boundaries being
          Calcutta and China, limits of latitude which correspond pretty
          well with Bundaberg on the Queensland coast. It is a sea fish
          at certain times. The black fellows sometimes call it
          “barramundi.”
I see from
          my old diary that, under the heading of “Fly fishing in North
          Queensland,” I described this fish a little more fully as late
          as 23 December 1871- in that number of the Field.
I visited
          this pool upon another occasion accompanied by a friend who
          was staying with me, and who hailed from the banks of the
          Clyde. We used the rod turn and turn about, and killed
          eighteen pounds of fish; this included three palmers, the best
          going nine pounds, and we used the same Irish fly to which we
          added white wings, which certainly rendered it more fetching,
          and it invariably carried the palm amongst flies.
Another
          fish, which we dubbed fresh water herring, took a smaller
          edition of the same lure freely, but it was so bony and
          tasteless that we tried to avoid catching it. One night my
          friend’s terrier pup disappeared in a mysterious manner. At
          the same part of the river, and on the same evening, we lost a
          good fish, which was taken by some monster whilst we were
          coaxing it ashore in shallow water-fly gut and fish were
          carried away; then, whilst still gazing at the spot, we saw a
          three foot shark pass over the shallow.
The
          mystery was explained, the marauder had certainly taken our
          palmer, and most likely the small dog as well, as we
          remembered that the little animal was very fond of the water.
We went
          home, and at night devised a plan of revenge which I carried
          out to my entire satisfaction the next day, and therefore
          inaugurated a new form of sport in connection with one of the
          most hateful forms of fish life. My friend had to take his
          departure, so I went alone, provided with a log line, shark
          hooks and revolver. First I caught some baits-in the form of
          whiting- with paste, then threw one out impaled on the shark
          hook. It was not long before the line began to move off
          slowly, when, taking a round turn, I struck. The only answer
          at the end of the telephone was a dead pull, but directly I
          began to haul off went the thing seawards for all it was
          worth; but with such a rope in one’s hands it is no question
          of play-simply make fast and either break or turn. He turned,
          I got him into shallow water and then commenced to practise.
          The first ball sent the blood flying, and the shark too, but I
          got him back and riddled his head. He was two feet long, and
          contained nothing in his belly but a fish. I got three more
          that afternoon, but discovered no signs of our little dog in
          them- only fish. The carcasses were not entirely wasted, for I
          took the livers home for oil. I found they came up on the
          flow, so whenever time permitted I went down to the creek
          towards high water and much improved my pistol shooting.
Grey
          mullet of great size used to come up in shoals, we seined
          them, and the “boys” speared numbers of them besides, or they
          damned them back in branch creeks and netted them in
          quantities.
To watch a
          “boy” spearing any sort of fish was interesting. He would
          simply cut a long thin sapling out of the scrub, render the
          point as fine as a needle, and then squat alongside the water
          whilst shoals were slowly forging their way up with the
          incoming tide. In this way, fish after fish would be impaled,
          some landed, others lost, but the spearer seldom made a false
          stroke, and when the native stood up, as he sometimes did for
          minutes together, and remained motionless with uplifted arm in
          the act of striking, he resembled a martial statue carved in
          ebony. Far grander, to my mind, is the black human figure when
          modeled by a sculptor than the dirty white mutilated specimens
          one sees on the continent, or the newer ones of home
          manufacture. Alas, that kodaks were not invented in those
          days!
A casting
          net afforded much sport. Having to teach myself the art of
          heaving it, I soon found that the only way was to strip, and
          thus do away with belt and buttons which would otherwise have
          hitched into the meshes. When I had succeeded in making it
          perform a perfect circle, I caught many small fish, also
          whiting, up to two pounds in weight, and sometimes a large
          flathead-this latter is an excellent fish for the table.
At one of
          my hauls, I captured a horrid looking thing, all death’s-head
          and spikes and jelly-like protuberances. The “boys” would not
          go near it, said it was “cabon saucy.” Dr. Günther was kind
          enough to name it for me Siencea horrida one of the
          poisonous perches.
One of the
          “boys” told me of a fish in his district, situated some miles
          to the south, which secured its prey- insects hovering over a
          waterhole- by knocking them over with a jet of water which it
          squirts from its mouth, and though I have never witnessed
          this, yet I have no reason to doubt his statement. This fact
          has since been corroborated by an old Queensland friend, who
          found fish in a northern river squirting water at grasshoppers
          passing over them, and thus securing the dainty morsel.
A sea fish
          with bright blue bones was a curiosity, and a good one to eat.
Jew fish I
          have caught in numbers with prawns, also king fish whilst
          spinning. Alligators, or rather crocodiles, were numerous in
          most of the tropical waters. I was riding along the upper
          branches of a river one day and saw a small one lying under a
          bank, within ten yards of me; leaving the horse in a scrub, I
          blew a hole in the little saurian’s side with a large horse
          pistol I had with me; he only measured three feet. The largest
          I ever saw was shot in the Fitzroy and measured nineteen feet.
A
          crocodile’s nest which was shown to me consisted of a large
          mound of dead river grass and sticks; it was situated about
          forty yards from the river. The old “bird” was shot, and we
          unearthed some thirty-five eggs, each containing a young
          crocodile. The blacks said that out of this number, about five
          would have grown up, as birds and fish prey upon them- a happy
          provision of nature.
The dugong
          hardly comes under the heading of fish, for it is a mammal,
          and suckles its young; still, this seems an appropriate place
          to mention the mode of its capture. It is called “yungun” by
          most of the natives. A medical friend and myself joined as
          partners, with the object of collecting the oil of this sea
          cow, as it is well known to possess the curative properties of
          the cod; and though we found from experience that this was not
          very freely taken up- or down- by the public, owing probably
          to its being a new thing, yet we lost no money over the
          business, as the flesh sold well. It tastes like beef, and
          also resembles bacon, according to the part of the body it is
          taken from.
Being a
          sleeping partner, I sometimes found time and opportunity to
          absent myself for a couple of days, and had the luck to be
          present at the capture of a dugong. We very soon found that
          the grazing ground which they showed a preference for
          consisted of a salt water creek, in which grew a special sort
          of marine grass. We had secured a couple of boats and a large
          rope net, the meshes of which were nearly a foot square. This
          we placed at night across the creek at its entrance to the
          sea. The net was supported with buoys and large empty cans.
On the
          morning after my arrival, we pulled out to see what luck had
          befallen us, and observed from a distance that all the buoys
          were drawn together in a bunch. This looked well, and upon
          disentangling and attempting to lift the net, we found one
          dugong of six feet meshed and drowned, whilst there were not
          wanting signs that another had fought its way out by
          stretching the meshes. We had to tow net and fish ashore to
          clear the decks. It proved to be a fat cow.
Here was a
          grand life for the short time I was able to enjoy it. Living
          on dugong beef- fish of all sorts taken with hook and line,
          shooting the wild fowl which prevailed, excavating large
          eatable crabs from the muddy shore, their blowholes being
          pointed out by the “boy,” collecting quantities of rock
          oysters, and other shell fish, or wading under shelving to
          “chuck and chance it,” or attempt to stalk within shot of a
          shoal of fish.
This
          Robinson Crusoe sort of life was most fascinating, and without
          the drawbacks attendant upon that hero of our childhood. It
          was more free in every sense of the word. He had clothes of
          skins, I had a single Crimean shirt only for sporting attire.
He was
          practically alone, I had a white mate even superior to Friday.
          Savages of a deadly type threatened him; we also had savages,
          but then, they were gentlemen!
The fact
          was that shortly after we arrived the “boys,” observing smoke
          from a neighbourhood island, rowed over to it and found a
          small encampment of blacks, who, it appeared, frequented this
          islet during one moon annually for the purpose of procuring
          turtle and other products of the sea. A few members of this
          tribe returned the visit the next day, paddling over in their
          canoes, which as usual were each individually made of one
          sheet of gum tree bark. They proved most friendly natives, and
          brought many fine fish as a peace offering. After they had had
          five o’clock tea, which consisted of gorging damper and
          drinking the well-sugared fluid out of a bucket, we showed
          them the dugong net.
The “boys”
          understood their dialect fairly well, and great was the
          astonishment of the Myalls at learning our system of taking
          “yunguns,” for we set the net again whilst they were in our
          boat. But if they were amazed at our manner of fishing, so was
          I, for one, much struck by the way they took turtle, in deep
          waters, and without any appliance whatever, excepting their
          hands.
Thus: We
          took the largest boat; one black fellow paddled her with the
          greatest caution over the marine grass, in some twelve feet of
          water, whilst his companion squatted on the bow. Presently,
          the keen eye of this look-out detected something, and with
          subdued excitement, he directed the rower as to which way he
          should go without, however, taking his eyes off the water.
          Then he said one word to him, and the man of paddles gave way
          for all he was worth, guided by the sable pilot, who, bending
          his body from side to side, and thus following the zig-zag
          motions of the much frightened turtle- for turtle it proved to
          be- was now yelling from excitement and shouting, “Gie Gie,”
          his muscles all standing out as he prepared for the plunge.
Whilst
          this was going on the natives on shore had run down to a point
          of land, yelling and capering with excitement, then some of
          them bounded into the sea and swam off to us.
I happened
          to be looking at them when I suddenly felt the boat had lost
          way. The turtle hunter had gone, but so smoothly had he taken
          his dive that he left scarcely a ripple behind him. Then his
          companion stopped rowing and all was still; the sea being calm
          as a mill pond.
After a
          long wait- it seemed ten minutes but was most likely three or
          four- up came the black head from an unexpected quarter. He
          was evidently fast to something with his right hand, which was
          below the surface, for he used his left to support himself.
He first blew out wind and water like a grampus, then turned towards his mate with a fierce grin of satisfaction, but looking round saw the rest of his tribe tearing over the water towards him, upon which he quickly sank, and as speedily came up again alongside the boat; this was doubtless to prove to us that he had got in “first spear,” in another form of sport, and to show that his prize was all safe, as it turned on its back, its two fore flippers vainly pawing the surface, whilst its captor held it by the stout hind leg.
Then he
          shoved off and proceeded to tow it ashore; a slow process, but
          we could not have lifted the thing into the boat. His mates
          soon caught him up, and we rowed leisurely after the laughing,
          joyous mob of big children, who never ceased playing every
          sort of mad antic in the water till they stood on the sandy
          beach, their black skins shining and glistening, when with one
          whoop, they ran the turtle high up to the verge of the scrub
          and cut its throat- close to our tent.
We taught
          them how to bake a damper that night, and found that the jins
          quickly picked up this art of cookery. Next day we sent them
          home happy with a bag of flour, a lot of fish hooks, and
          “manavlins” incidental to fishing.
Several
          more dugong were captured after I had returned from my trip;
          one of the monsters showed unmistakable marks of having been
          in our nets before. 
Pigeons and other Bush
            Fowl- Giant Fig Tree- Chin Chin- Notes on the Natural
            History of the District – “The Blankety Rabbits” – Midnight
            Raid on the Bunnies – A Good French Settler
 Amongst the edible
          birds which are found on the continent of Australia the chief
          are the wild fowl, pigeons and quail.
Queensland
          is well favoured in respect to these, and though many
          occasions arise when the sportsman might shoot till his gun is
          hot, my spare time was only taken up in adding a few specimens
          of each to my bag, and, besides, I found a great fascination
          in studying, where practicable, the habits, and mode of
          feeding, of all sorts of birds and animals, and in this manner
          collected and preserved many hundreds of specimens, thus
          ensuring plenty of employment during the evenings in skinning
          the various trophies. Black duck was the bird I pursued in
          preference to most of the others for the pot, though many
          other species of anas were to be found in legions in the
          neighbourhood of Guyanda Creek.
These
          large duck were found to frequent the lagoon in preference to
          running water, whereas many other sorts, amongst them emerald
          backed teal and pigmy geese, seemed to fancy the creeks and
          rivers, and I would secure many sporting shots by sending a
          couple of “boys” far up stream, who would descend by both
          banks and drive the fowl past where I was ensconced amongst
          the lower reaches.
Pigeons
          and doves of sorts are so numerous that a whole book could be
          written about them and their habits. I will only mention one
          or two. The wonga wonga is a magnificent bird with a breast on
          it resembling a small capon; it is very difficult to localise
          its note or “coo” in the scrubs, as the call seems to come
          from every direction but the right one. I used to be more
          successful in bagging them during the early morning when they
          were sunning themselves in the tall gum-trees in open forest
          country. The whampoo, or, as it is often most truthfully
          called, magnificent fruit pigeon, is as beautiful to the eye
          as it is good for food.
Fancy a
          large bird with an olive-coloured head, breast wholly purple,
          back emerald green, a golden bar across the wings and bright
          orange under them.
During the
          fruiting season, their favourite haunt was the tops of the
          gigantic fig-trees amongst the dense foliage. The plan to
          adopt was to stand underneath these giants of the scrubs on a
          quiet day and wait until a small powdery mass of something
          fell, when with steadfast gazing you might at least discern
          the purple breast- more often than not out of shot, yet if the
          bird was within range and you brought him down, his mates
          would merely flutter a few paces, and thus one could locate
          others. It was breakneck work, one long stare into the
          heavens, whilst scrub leeches were devouring one’s legs the
          whole time, but the birds were well worth these trifling
          inconveniences.
The Torres
          Straits Pigeon visited us regularly from New Guinea and the S.
          S. Islands at the time when the quandang berries were ripe in
          the palmy scrubs of Queensland. This bird swallows the little
          blue fruit whole, and evacuates the handsome corrugated stone.
          They arrive in countless flocks, and their markings are slate
          colour and white- easy to see and easy to shoot.
All three
          of the pigeons which I have mentioned are excellent eating.
The only
          time that I was caught by the stinging trees was on one of
          these occasions when stalking pigeons in the scrub. Mercifully
          for man and beast this gigantic nettle emits a powerful smell;
          and its large bright green leaves and red berries give warning
          to the eye. I have seen it ranging from ten to fifteen feet in
          height, but the specimen that I brushed against was a small
          bush; it stung my hand and bare arm, and made me feel very
          sick and giddy. For more than ten weeks afterwards did I feel
          the numbing sensation every time I washed my hands. Enough to
          say that if a horse is fairly stung he will die in madness.
Upon my
          return home, I discovered the foul plant, as a small specimen,
          at Kew; and Dr. Hooker, to give him his title at that period,
          informed me that they would have to fence in the specimen, as
          more than one person had fingered the pretty green leaf with
          dire results.
I had a
          keen little terrier that was my constant companion on these
          petty hunting excursions- black and tan; by name Chin Chin;
          she would hunt quail, and such small beasts as bandicoot and
          iguana, with all the zest of her race.
She did
          not retrieve, but would follow and point out a winged bird if
          it were possible. Though very obedient to her master, she was
          half wild in some of her habits, notably, when she had a
          family. The pups were brought forth in a hollow log in some
          scrub or other, upon one occasion half a mile from the camp,
          and I should never have found the “nest” if one of the boys
          had not tracked her up.
In all
          minor forms of sport Chin Chin was good all round. She would
          tree a goanna during the day, or “set” him in a hollow log;
          also locate a possum in the branches at night- very often when
          it as too dark to descry the little animal myself.
Scrub
          wallaby we would not take the trouble to hunt; but his fellow,
          that forms its seat in the tall blady grass like a hare in the
          old country, Chin Chin would put up, enabling me to get a
          quick shot as the two-legged beast bounded like lightning over
          all impediments. The hind quarters and tail of this marsupial
          I generally managed to carry back to camp. Whilst on the
          subject of those animals which carry their young in a pouch, I
          may mention that upon one occasion I caught a marsupial mouse,
          which I saw labouring along a low branch in the scrub, and
          found upon examination that she carried a full-grown young one
          in her pocket, which she never attempted to get rid of, and
          still retained after I gave her her liberty.
These were
          interesting “outings” taken on days and at hours whenever the
          duties pertaining to the force permitted.
It was
          during these wanderings that I made a fair collection of birds
          and small animals- male and female of each- some of which
          still remain to me; but my snake skins have long since been
          used up, for belts and other purposes.
I could
          absent myself from camp with a clear conscience, knowing that
          if I were suddenly required there any of the “boys” could run
          my tracks and quickly find me.
One
          evening a townsman from the little port entered the barracks,
          to tell me that he had “ridden hard to procure advice and help
          in destroying an enemy which was threatening the hearths and
          homes of himself and his neighbours.”
On urging
          him to speak plainly and simply, he did, for drawing himself
          up and focusing me in a dignified manner he uttered in a
          reverential tone, “It’s them blankety rabbits.”
Judging
          from the experience of other colonies, this was certainly a
          very deadly peril, and not a matter to be lightly discussed.
          So having produced a bottle of rum and lime juice- the most
          wholesome blend that we made in the Colony in those days- and
          filled our pipes, I was prepared to listen, he to recount.
It
          appeared that a Frenchman had just arrived in the
          afore-mentioned little port in a small schooner. He had some
          weeks before this purchased a block of land in the
          neighbourhood, and amongst his goods and chattels he carried
          with him a hutch full of rabbits. He had meant to keep this
          little fact to himself, but one of his hands had come ashore
          for a drink, and commenced to “blow” about the breed of the
          bunnies.
No sooner
          did the Frenchman become aware of the infuriated state of the
          townspeople, when this news of the plague ship had been sprung
          upon them, for the sailor had calmly inferred that his
          master’s intention was to breed rabbits on a large scale, than
          he cast off from the wharf and anchored his schooner out in
          the stream, where, revolver in hand, he harangued the irate
          mob, who had come down to the wharf in hopes of seizing the
          would-be marauders. He told them that he intended to breed
          rabbits on his own land in spite of anyone; that he had miles
          of rabbit-proof netting with him, that he cared nothing  for their curses,
          and that he would shoot the first man that attempted to board
          his ship.
So there
          the matter stood, only the inhabitants determined to guard the
          shore night and day until their messenger returned from the
          barracks.
It was at
          once evident that had these rabbits been introduced, many
          would have escaped, overrun the whole district, eaten up every
          bit of cultivation, and fouled the country generally. But I
          knew that any one or two of the “boys” could do the trick,
          and, what is more, would love the job. This was a matter of
          repelling an enemy of the most deadly kind; and the country-
          for they would eventually invade every part- must be saved.
So I
          called the “boys” up, and explained the situation, telling
          them that the rabbits were in a box lashed to the upper deck,
          and that that box and its contents must go out to sea during
          the night; but strongly impressing upon them that whoever
          undertook the raid carried his life in his hands, for that he
          would inevitably be shot at if discovered.
The “boys”
          looked upon the whole thing as a great joke, and all wanted to
          go.
Two only
          were chosen, being the right number, as they themselves
          allowed. The messenger from the threatened township who had
          been kept out of earshot was now called in, one or two
          necessary documents were attended to, and he was dismissed
          with the promise that his besieged fellow citizens would be
          relieved if possible.
A couple
          of days after this interview, I was sauntering along the camp
          creek at dusk, when my little terrier began to bark violently,
          evidently hearing something in the nearest scrub. Hurriedly
          creeping behind the nearest cover, I saw two Myalls emerge on
          to the sandy plain which bordered this part of the river; they
          were in full war paint, the white lines on ribs, legs, and
          face, so depicted as to cause them to resemble skeletons.
They each
          carried a spear at least, and were evidently scouting by their
          cautious movements. I got out my revolver and prepared- to use
          the proper expression- “to sell my life dearly,” wondering at
          the same moment how many more of the tribe might not be
          surrounding me. Chin Chin, meantime, had crouched close to my
          side with all her bristles up, when to my astonishment she
          slowly drew up to the two figures as a setter does to birds.
I heard
          the word “Sinsin” uttered in a whisper, when the little bitch
          suddenly bounded with delighted barks on to the two skeletons.
          One caught her up in his arms, and with a guttural “Marmy,”
          they both came towards where I was lying hidden, for they had
          seen me long ago, but had not been sure of my identity until
          their little Sinsin had revealed herself to them.
As I
          wanted to hear the story of their adventure before we returned
          to the barracks, I had a fire made, as the evening was turning
          cold, and sat down to listen. I will discard the “pidgin”
          English which was our usual mode of communication, and relate
          their story in the vulgar tongue as follows:
“There was
          sometimes moonlight that night. We hid our clothes about one
          mile from the port, then painted ourselves and rubbed emu fat
          over our bodies. We climbed a tree when we got nearer, and saw
          the ship anchored in the stream; there was a light on the
          deck, and one man moving about, because sometimes he shut out
          the light.
“We sunk
          deep in the river, and all came up near the ship; and all was
          quiet, so we climbed up the anchor chain, watched till the
          man’s back was turned, then gently ran till, before he faced
          us, we hid. We each had a knife to cut the lashings. The light
          was near the rabbit box. We had nearly cleared the box, having
          cut all the ropes, when a rabbit got caught or something and
          squealed. The white man rushed up and seized C.., but could
          not hold him owing to the emu fat, and C.. threw him on the
          deck; he was knocked half silly, but scrambled up and rang a
          big bell which was hanging there, and yelled, ‘The black
          fellows! The black devils! Help!’ but we did not notice him,
          for he had no gun. We kicked out the light, and at last got
          the heavy box on to the side of the ship, and as we shoved it
          overboard the white men were rushing up and firing at us; but
          they could not see us as we were over the side and slipped
          into the river and dived. When we came up the tide had taken
          us forty yards from the ship. They now had a strong light and
          saw us, and every time they shot we dived at the flash; and
          then we heard a boat coming after us, so we drowned all the
          rabbits and let them row after the box, whilst we made a long
          dive right across the river, ran through the scrubs many miles
          till we got opposite the barracks, re-crossed the river again,
          and here we are.”
So the
          raid was well carried out without loss of life on either side
          except to the bunnies. Only trained “boys” could have executed
          it in such a neat manner, and they were well rewarded, whilst
          their fellow troopers and the jins were not forgotten, and all
          were sworn to secrecy.
The
          Frenchman inserted a strong letter in the local “rag” to say
          that he and his crew had been nearly murdered and quite robbed
          by a tribe of ghostly looking cannibals, concluding his
          violent letter by asking, “Where are the Police?” Presumably
          the townspeople had a shrewd guess that it would have made
          them appear as “New Chums” had they applied to the force; and
          so the matter ended.
I heard
          subsequently that the Frenchman settled down on his country
          lot and proved a very good man, for though he passed on any
          reference to rabbits with a shrug of the shoulders, yet he
          acclimatized every sort of useful shrub and fruit tree, fenced
          in with his rabbit proof wire, and in a few seasons produced a
          show which interested all those who came to see his botanical
          gardens, and they were many.
RIDING FEATS
A Bobbery Pack- Wild Pigs-
            A Dingo Hunt- B.. rides a bullock- Squeejee’s Rough Paces-
            “Rarefied” at Last- B.. wins his Bet
During one of our patrols, whilst on the return journey and within some fifty miles of our camp, we spelled for a couple of day at the cattle station of a Mr. B.
He was a
          native of New South Wales and had overlanded cattle and horses
          into Queensland whilst yet that colony was a portion of his
          own. B, though of pure Scottish descent, combined all the
          useful characteristics of a black fellow’s strongest points-
          tracking and scouting- in fact, I almost invariably found that
          the native born colonists were nearly equal to the troopers
          for alertness and reading signs; men of untold value to act as
          the eyes of an army, and who would not allow themselves or
          their followers to be ambushed or entrapped.
At this
          period, however, B’s keen senses were only exercised in the
          tracking and recovery of strayed bullocks or horses. He
          possessed a wonderful pack of dogs of all sorts, from lordly
          looking kangaroo-hounds to mongrels of every size and colour,
          and with this bobbery pack he invited me to hunt wild pig.
I have
          frequently heard it stated that dingoes are the descendants of
          domestic dogs left by the great navigator Cook, and that he at
          the same time introduced the pigs which are found in many
          parts of North Queensland.
The
          country haunted by the porcine contingent consisted of some
          large rushy valleys ten miles from the station. For reasons of
          their own, the cattle avoided this portion of the run, and the
          pigs were left in undisturbed possession, excepting that about
          once a year, B was in the habit of making a raid upon them, to
          keep their numbers down.
The
          hunting of the porker proved a rather tame affair. Upon
          gaining the rushy valleys the pack soon drove a medium-sized
          boar from his lair in the long grass where he had betaken
          himself during the heat of the day.
This
          valley was dominated by an endless flat plain, but in spite of
          all our efforts nothing would induce the animal to face the
          open. Many times various members of our mongrel pack got hold
          of the quarry, only to be shaken off or trampled on, till at
          last from sheer rage and exhaustion he backed up against a
          rock, and with champing jaws and wicked little eyes faced his
          persecutors; but though they tried many times to rush him, not
          one hound could get a permanent grip, whilst more than one
          received an ugly gash. Such a fight was cruel for all engaged,
          and as the object was to thin out the pigs we shot him, and
          two more shortly afterwards; but none of the three had good
          tusks- presumably fresh blood was needed in the breed.
Whilst
          engaged in performing the final rites to the third pig, one of
          the pack, which had been feathering about the blady grass,
          suddenly opened, her companions immediately rushed up to her
          to share in the good news, and the whole lot tore up the bank
          and on to the plain in full cry- only the music consisted of
          every sort of note from cat calls to short deep barks.
“Another
          pig?”
“No,” said
          B, “a dingo, and no flies about it.”
I had had
          a lot of cattle hunting before joining the force, had done a
          little mild racing on roughly marked courses, and had ridden
          all sorts during my colonial experience in a Colony where one
          practically never walks- excepting, as often happened, a man
          would walk a mile to catch his horse for the purpose of riding
          two miles. In the old country I had three enjoyable seasons in
          Norfolk when that grand old specimen of an M.F.H.- the late
          Mr. Villebois- ruled the Marham country; but never till this
          dingo hunt did I know what it was to go and go free, that is,
          without encountering such obstacles as timber and paddy melon
          holes. A horseman of the prairies would appreciate my meaning.
          Let any one picture the scene- a boundless plain with here and
          there slight undulations; ground firm and covered with short
          grass; a hot sun, yet tempered by a soft and at the same time
          exhilarating breeze; mounted on fast stock horses, old in the
          sense that the riders could teach them nothing; the coolness
          and freedom of one’s apparel. Consisting of cabbage tree hat,
          Crimean shirt, moleskin breeches, and thin knee boots; and a
          belt with pouches to hold them all together.
The pack
          had got a fair start before we could get out of the gully, and
          here B beat me by a good two hundred yards, for he put his
          horse at a place where I had already passed, judging it to be
          impracticable; this was where the elevated plateau was gained
          by an almost perpendicular ascent of clay and stones. It was
          stupendous, but B simply threw himself forward on his horse’s
          neck, clutched the mane, and the active beast, who was as
          anxious to join the pack as his master, simply kneeled his way
          up, and when near the top with one or two terrific plunges
          threw himself off to the level ground. I pulled up to witness
          this feat, and certainly have never seen anything like it
          before or since. The first thing that caught my eye, when in a
          more sober way I had also gained the flat, was B going like
          the wind, rein hanging over his arm whilst he was calmly
          engaged cutting up a pipe of tobacco.
Our
          bobbery pack had gained a long start. In the far distance I
          viewed them topping a ridge; when I reached this they had
          disappeared over the next, and so had B.
How the
          animal I bestrode swept on- like a whirlwind, frightened quail
          rose from under his feet, only to drop at once on one side or
          the other as if from fear of being overtaken. For a few yards
          or more we fairly raced a plain turkey, which, however, at
          length rose in the air, after its first unwieldy flappings, a
          few feet above the ground. But the pace after an hour of this
          sort of work began to tell. The horse pricked his ears, and
          there in the distance was B, standing upright on his saddle
          and viewing the ground. I had scarcely reached him when he
          cried, as he dropped like an acrobat into his eat. “There they
          are, the two dogs, going a ‘docker’ under the scrub away to
          the right,’ and then I saw that the swifter kangaroo hounds
          had left the mongrel pack behind and were gaining on the
          dingo, which was striving to make his point the scrub. Again
          we followed, and at length had the mortification to see the
          two hounds throw up outside the scrub; but what was this,
          blowing and puffing and disappearing into the tangled bush,
          without taking notice of anything but the spoor of the dingo-
          the little bitch which had first found the quarry. Then after
          a few minutes’ interval we heard the sounds of scuffling and
          fighting. The remainder of the pack rushed in, so we threw the
          reins over the horses’ heads, and followed on foot as best we
          could.
No cattle
          had been through this jungle, and we had to cut and fight our
          way to where we heard the uproar of yells and baying. At
          length we gained the scene of strife, found the dingo
          apparently dead, and the plucky little bitch severely bitten.
          Yet after the wild dog had been mauled by the whole pack, one
          of its eyes blinked when I reckoned it ten minutes dead; and
          so B killed it outright- as they have frequently been known to
          recover after receiving fearful wounds. B knew of a waterhole
          nearby, and men, horses and hounds took a well-earned rest
          under the shade of the ti-trees which surrounded it.
B, unlike
          some others that I met with in my wanderings, was totally
          exempt from colonial “blow.” He was a silent man at the best
          of times, and one might be for months in his company and never
          hear from his own lips any references to his prowess as a
          horseman. Though I had heard many rumours of his various feats
          in the saddle, it was only upon our return to the station that
          these were confirmed.
We found
          some young colonials assembled there for the purpose of
          mustering, and during B’s temporary absence one evening, the
          talk grew fast and furious as to what he could and could not
          do. At last one of his chief backers roared out:
“My word,
          I’ll bet you he can ride a bullock that’s never been handled.”
“Have you
          ever seen him do it?” cried one of the audience.
“No.”
“Then I’ll
          take you he can’t ride it to a finish.”
“Done with
          you,” said the first man, and the bet was registered. B
          appeared on the verandah shortly afterwards, and was
          immediately surrounded by a noisy crowd, all shouting at once,
          and detailing the nature of the decision which had been
          arrived at. Pushing them aside he sat down in one of the
          “squatter” chairs and lit his pipe, and presently remarked:
“Well,
          it’s pretty good cheek your putting me up to ride a beast
          before asking me.”
There was
          silence, and he continued:
“If I do
          say I’ll have a try who’s going to choose the bullock?”
“What do
          you say to the Squeejee heifer?” remarked one of the crowd,
          evading the question.
“The
          crankiest beast in the mob,” laughed B, “All right, I’m game,
          run them in to the yard tomorrow, and don’t let’s have any
          more jaw over it.”
It was
          explained to me that this animal with the queer name had met
          with an accident to one of her eyes in the days of her youth,
          which had distorted her vision and caused her on occasions
          such paroxysms of rage that she charged every person and beast
          whenever she was taken with the fit.
When the
          mob was yarded up the following morning, I found no difficulty
          in discovering Squeejee, the vixen was horning every beast
          that approached her; a fiend amongst her otherwise quiet
          companions.
B soon
          appeared with his friends, and looked all over the man to do
          the job, a picture of muscular activity, even amongst his
          mates, who were all clean limbed youngsters, and almost his
          equals in horsemanship. “Mount as I please,” he had bargained
          for, and we saw him climb like an acrobat on to the cross beam
          over the gate which formed the egress to the yard. Then he
          sang out, “Let ‘em rip.” What an eye the man had- for as the
          heifer came rushing, plunging, and bellowing, with head down,
          in the midst of the throng of cattle all furiously fighting
          for the paddock, B calmly dropped on to her back as into a
          saddle, and there remained seated, in spite of tremendous jams
          to his legs from various beats in the narrow space, for these
          were terrified beyond measure by the decent of a man
          apparently from the clouds.
As for
          Squeejee, for the first twenty yards she simply lost whatever
          reason she possessed, then realising that the thing was
          actually on her back, with a series of terrific forward leaps
          and bounds, and yelling madly, she dashed for a clump of
          trees, totally ignoring the direction her companions had
          taken. This move, as we learnt later, B had foreseen, having
          “looked at his fences,” as he expressed it, in the early
          morning. First she dashed against the bole of a great gum tree
          with the object of smashing her rider’s right leg; the only
          result was that she nearly drove her own off ribs in, as B
          coolly threw his limb across the animal’s withers. A black
          fellow, who had come out to see the show with the other
          station hands, happened to be running close behind with joy,
          and shouting most profane words in encouraging tones to B. It
          evidently occurred to Squeejee all of a sudden that this
          ribald dark-skin had something to do with the load on her
          back, and wheeling around as on a pivot she charged full at
          him. Many another man would have gone down gored; not so our
          ebony friend, he was round and up a tree like a black
          squirrel, and the heifer only succeeded in carrying away a
          large lump of turf on her horns. Baffled of her prey, who was
          now jabbering at her in deriding tones from the topmost
          branches, a bright thought struck her. What evidently occurred
          to her bovine mind was that she would rub off the man on her
          back just as she got rid of flies in the scrub, for she rushed
          straight under some low-lying branches. B flattened himself
          out in plenty of time, and was nearly September off; but we
          saw him emerge safely clinging to the beast’s neck and rump
          with hand and heel, then a quick turn, and he was into his
          seat again and waving a stout switch which he had somehow
          annexed. Squeejee now pulled up. With downcast head, and
          blowing jets of foam from her nostrils, she ruefully
          contemplated the situation.
While she
          was thus played out, B gently urged her on, and guided her
          with his switch towards the yard again, into which she at
          length quietly walked, after a few feeble attempts to diverge
          from the proper course. B then jumped off, and the poor brute
          was so relieved that she threw herself down on the dusty
          ground and took no further interest in the proceedings. She
          was “Rarefied” with a vengeance, for B, who had sent for a tub
          of water and a feed for his late mount, approached her quietly
          on the side of her sound optic and stroked her head, and she
          only blew a gentle sigh of satisfaction. He let the slip rails
          down, and next morning we found her all gay with the rest of
          the mob.
So B’s
          backer won his bet.
I heard
          that others tried to accomplish the same feat at a subsequent
          period, but none succeeded, excepting a black boy, and he only
          indifferently. The slippery shiny coat of a bullock causes the
          greatest difficulty in sitting tight. B got around this by
          previously wringing out his breeches in a bucket of water; yet
          such was the seat of the man upon anything with four legs that
          my impression was that he could have dispensed with this
          “water cure.”
“Piled up” in the Fitzroy-
            Slim Jim- A “Bogie” and a “Bange”- A Nasty Position- Jim
            speaks Firmly- The “Battle of the Bogie”- Jim knocks out the
            Greaser- My Friend the P.M.- Black fellow Hung- Chin Chin’s
            Narrow Escape
Soon after my return to barracks, I received a message requesting my presence at headquarters on matters connected with the force; so having placed a suitable individual in charge at Guyanda Creek I proceeded to the coast and caught a steamer bound for Rockhampton.
On this
          trip a couple of incidents occurred which both affected me
          indirectly.
We were no
          sooner clear of the land and in a tumbling sea than en
          emigrant, who happened to bear the same name as myself, fell
          overboard from the fore part of the ship, was carried like a
          streak under the paddles, and never seen again; boats were
          lowered, and everything possible was done, but all we found
          was his hat.
That was
          incident number one. Now for the other- which concerned me
          more nearly.
There were
          no ladies on board, and only two or three men in the saloon.
          One of these proved a real “white man,” and I shared a cabin
          with him. I will call him “Slim Jim,” and if it had not been
          for his alacrity and presence of mind, a few hours later my
          colonial experience might have come to an end.
The fact
          was we piled up on a sandbank near the mouth of the Fitzroy,
          the tide at the time rushing furiously up the estuary, and as
          the captain mentioned casually that there we should remain for
          some hours, a small detachment from the steerage and cabin
          determined to swim out to a dry spit of sand visible some
          hundred yards away. Slim Jim said he felt lazy and would read
          and smoke until we returned. I left my clothes in the paddle
          box, descended by the floats, and reached the bank with the
          others.
The day
          was hot, and we disported ourselves in the shallows,
          collecting shells and flotsam, and trying to bail up mullet in
          the creeks.
Then a
          roll in the hot sand and a smoke, for of course we had brought
          the wherewithal for this purpose on our heads, and lastly a
          “bange,” and what better word is there than this colonial one
          to express a stretch out, or, as sailors term it, “a stretch
          of the land.”
Eventually
          I happened to stray some distance from the others, and
          paddling through shallows and holes scooped out by the tides
          gained at length the solid north bank of the river, where some
          arum-like lilies caught my eye.
Upon my
          return I found that the waters had increased, also that my
          mates had swum off again on their return trip. Their tracks
          showed that they had very properly gone a long way up the
          stream before taking the water. I did the same, as I thought,
          but not enough, as the event proved, to catch the floats. As I
          found myself drifting past them, I called for a rope, but the
          only answer I got was from a big red-faced greaser, who
          levelled a torrent of oaths, coupled with the most filthy
          language conceivable at me, finally yelling out that he’d see
          me damned etc etc. Here was a nice reception, and from a man I
          had never even spoken to, but there was not much time to
          “argufy,” as I clean missed the floats, then scraped along the
          smooth slippery part of the hull, only to find my legs sucked
          downwards. At length, getting a grip with my fingers and nails
          into a chink of the plates, I coo’eed as loud as I could with
          the breath left in me. At the same moment, to my great relief,
          appeared Jim, who merely said, “Keep cool,” then dropped me a
          rope, which I caught as it drifted past, and hung on to for
          all I was worth. Two or three men hauled me on board, and then
          threw a rug over me, as I had left my clothes in the paddle
          box. Jim gave me a nip and a smoke, and stated that he had
          seen a man “volleying about” over the side, and thought that
          he was slanging someone who might have come off in a boat, but
          that when he got up from his deck chair to look he grasped the
          situation; like lightning seized the first coil of rope and
          got it over to me just in time, as I have stated. Jim was a
          most unassuming man of gentle manners and possessing a calm,
          soft voice. “You were a foolish lot,” he continued, “to try
          that ‘bogie’ here, as the place is full of sharks; however,
          it’s all right now, and I shall take it upon myself to speak
          firmly to this engineer, and admonish him.” And he did!
Before
          doing so he brought me my clothes, which I put on leisurely,
          being for the moment rather played out. Then he found out the
          name of the ruffian, and sent for him.
The man
          came quickly, head in the air, smoking his pipe, and in a
          bullying, bantering tone said:
“Did you
          sen for me, young man?”
“I did,”
          quoth Jim, in his calm tones, “I would not keep you a day
          longer if you were in my service, and I shall report
          you after witnessing your cowardly and offensive conduct just
          now.”
“I’d be
          very sorry to live with the likes of you,” retorted the bully,
          who up to this seemed to think that he was going to get off
          with a sermon.
“Well,
          it’s very certain you would not live long” continued
          Jim, who then concluded his discourse in an unexpected way,
          though in the same even tones. “You are one of those cowardly
          cruel brutes who are the curse of this Colony.”
“Oh, is
          that yer talk?” spat out the greaser.
“Not all;
          I would further remark very gently that you are a stinking son
          of a sea cook, and possess no more heart than a cucumber. Ah!
          You look as though you were going to strike me. Pray remove
          that pipe before it’s driven down your throat.”
Before
          this sentence was concluded, the engineer, who at first was
          evidently puzzled by the little man’s tone and language,
          literally tore off his coat, and, with a furious torrent of
          vile abuse, made a blow at Jim, which would pretty well have
          settled him had it got home; but he merely threw his head on
          one side, and with a smile remarked:
“I’m so
          glad you have put your pipe down.”
At this
          moment I saw the skipper’s bronzed face peering from the
          bridge, a delighted expression spreading all over his
          features. Foiled in his first attempt, the next blow of the
          greaser, from sheer strength, broke through his opponent’s
          guard, doing no more damage, however, than raising a flush on
          Jim’s face as he stepped back. The latter at present acted on
          the defensive, evidently to wear his huge antagonist out; but
          at length after feinting a bit, his set smile died away as he
          saw his opportunity, and with a quick rush he put in his left
          with such a crashing blow on the bearded chin that the big man
          spun round and came down with hands on the deck.
However,
          he was not knocked out yet, for after an interval, during
          which his opponent calmly waited and watched, he shook himself
          together, and then made several furious rushes at his small
          antagonist, who avoided them by hopping about like a dancing
          master; this so enraged the other that he lost all control
          over himself, and livid with rage rushed at his adversary like
          a bull at a gate. Jim thus had an easy task, for with a smart
          upper cut he sent the engineer to the regions below.
The fact
          was that neither combatants nor spectators had noticed what
          was now very evident, that the men had fought right up to the
          fore hatch, and the engineer’s foot slipping on a plate, he
          secured a knock out, and knock downstairs for himself, at the
          same moment. Jim was quickly down after him, helped to carry
          him up on deck, placed him in the shade, put ice on his head,
          tended him like a brother, and nursed him till he came to. He
          explained to the crowd that he did not do it on purpose- a
          fact which was obvious to us. Marvelous to relate no bones
          were broken, but the shock nearly finished the beaten bully,
          and he had to be invalided ashore. Jim was much upset, which
          the skipper remarking said:
“Sir, if
          it’s any consolation you’ve licked the biggest bully in the
          A.S.N. fleet.”
“But why
          did he want to pitch into my mate when he was defenceless?”
          asked Jim.
“Simply
          because he was in the water and powerless,” returned the
          captain. “When the others came aboard from the bank he never
          said a word to them.”
There was
          one peculiarity about Slim Jim which I have never noticed in
          any other man. He would use most shocking language; yet
          delivered in an even flow of gentle and calm accents, in
          ordinary conversational tones, whilst never raising his voice,
          in fine, this soothing lullaby would have sent an infant to
          sleep. Not that he ever played to the gallery, this gentle
          swearing was meant for his own ear alone; as he said when
          questioned:
“It is
          neither loud nor vulgar, and it acts as a mighty mental relief
          to my feelings, when those feelings are upset by annoying
          circumstances.”
I noticed
          that his face always wore a most benevolent expression whilst
          thus communicating with himself.
I have
          given the light weight a suitable alias,; but he was my good
          friend for many years after the “Battle of the Bogie,” and I
          trust that he is going strong still.
Before I
          quitted Rockhampton on my return journey I went to see the
          P.M.- a grand old man and friend of former days.
I found
          him just finishing his breakfast when I reached his house, and
          preparing to go out, as he said he had a little job on hand at
          the jail, and further begged me to accompany him. The little
          job I soon learnt was the hanging of a black fellow who had
          assaulted a white woman very grievously, and had then placed
          her whilst senseless on the line before an approaching train.
          My little terrier, who usually accompanied me everywhere had a
          narrow escape from a ghastly death at the execution.
When we
          came to the jail yard we found the whole of the prisoners
          assembled and surrounded by the warders; having been turned
          out of their cells to witness the ceremony.
The parson
          then walked to the foot of the gallows reading the prayers and
          closely followed by the prisoner, who soon ascended to the
          drop; and it seemed pitiful to see him scanning his native
          mountains, scrubs and plains with wild sweeps before the cap
          closed his view for ever.
And now I
          noticed for the first time that Chin had taken her seat
          directly under him, in the middle of the very flap through
          which the body would descend. I coaxed her, threatened her,
          but all to no purpose. There she sat as though glued to the
          spot. It was uncanny; why was this the only occasion on which
          she disobeyed me? It was only when the rattle of the fall was
          heard above her did she seem to realise the situation, as with
          a piercing yell she sprang away, and so escaped by a bare few
          inches.
Upon my
          return to the home port I noticed that my friends seemed
          unusually pleased to see me, and upon asking the reason for
          this friendly demonstration they showed me a telegram from
          Rockhampton, “Kennedy fell overboard under paddles on up trip;
          was never seen again,”
MONSIEUR
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When I
          reached the barracks I was told by the “boys” that a young
          Frenchman had been to see me, that he was coming back again
          soon, and that at the present moment he was eating scrub. His
          name was Taxy, they averred. Subsequently I was enabled to
          understand these conundrums for my visitor proved to be a
          collector of curios and objects of natural history, and he had
          been seen tasting the bark of a creeper, presumably thinking
          it was cinchona, by a “boy” who had followed him.
Neither he
          nor the troopers understood one another, and when he informed
          them that he was a taxidermist they concluded that this was
          his name, but could only remember the first portion of the
          word. He shortly appeared with his hands full of ferns and
          other green stuff from the scrubs. He was dressed in spotless
          white, and wore a straw hat set jauntily on his head, topped
          with a veil which encircled the brim, and patent leather
          boots. He would have shone in Queen Street, Brisbane, but it
          was hardly the rig for perambulating the scrubs in. He spoke
          English very well, and in fact larded it freely with “My
          word,” “My colonial,” and such innocent oaths, which are
          peculiar to Australia. He laughed at my remarking that “Taxy”
          was a strange name, but said it would do as well as any other
          as he was travelling on a secret service mission for a French
          museum, which he would tell me more about another day. He
          proved a pleasant and most amusing guest in the description of
          some of his experiences since he set foot in Australia. He
          also sang, with good effect and gesture, some very lively
          songs of a French music hall nature before turning into his
          bunk for the night. The last thing he said before going to
          sleep was “I shall take a bogie in the creek tomorrow.” And
          when the morning came to my surprise he did; and furthermore,
          suggested after breakfast that he would like to accompany us
          during our next patrol so that he could collect his specimens
          under the shelter of the “boys.”
So he came
          with us during our next rounds, attired in a more suitable
          costume, and mounted on a very quiet horse, as he said that he
          was not much accustomed to bush riding.
We had
          been out some few days, Taxy evidently enjoying himself very
          much, as evidenced by his highly spiced French ditties, which
          were often repeated far into the night; and as he shared my
          tent, I begged him to crowd them all into the day’s march and
          leave the night for sleeping. He owned that there was reason
          in the request, and intimated that he should give his horse
          many songs when on the road, as he had found that it
          appreciated music, and walked faster when he sang. But one
          day, on approaching a station, our gay friend suddenly stopped
          in the middle of one of his favourite verses, pulled up his
          horse, and looked grave. Upon my remarking that we had good
          quarters before us and an abundance of fruit, he said, “That
          may be; I have been to this place before, and they were not
          very civil to me; with your permission I will remain here till
          you have finished your business.” I made no further remark,
          but had the tent pitched for him, and saw that he was supplied
          with rations, as I intended to camp with the “boys” in the
          quarters of the old squatter who owned the station.
It was
          late in the evening whilst smoking on the verandah with the
          owner of the place that I remembered my botanical
          acquaintance, and mentioned the fact of his having camped
          about a mile from the house.
“What is
          your foreign friend like?” asked my host. I described him as
          he appeared to me.
“A very
          spruce well-dressed young man- clean shaven, barring a
          beautiful moustache, dark eyes, might have stepped out of a
          Parisian bandbox.”
The old
          squatter on hearing this broke into a laugh.
“Why,
          that’s the botany skin hunter,” he said. “I wonder that one of
          your ‘boys’ isn’t missing by this. He camped here one day, and
          with many polite bows told me he had heard that we had some
          excellent stockwhips made of nègre hide which he would
          like to buy for his museum. On my telling him that he had been
          misinformed he said, ‘Oh, no, pardon me, some real squatter
          gentlemen who were travelling first class on a steamer told me
          that all squatters as soon as they had built a house ran in a
          few nègres for their skins, and that you had a
          specially good assortment.’ ‘Anything else?’ I remarked. But
          he did not take this question in the tone I meant it, for
          dropping his voice to a whisper and gazing at me with a most
          pathetic expression in his dark eyes, he continued, ‘Yes,
          shoot me a black fellow and I will give you twenty sovereigns
          for the head and entire skin. My word! This trophy will make
          me famous all over my beautiful France.’ I can see him now,
          blinking his eyes with delighted anticipation. What did I say?
          Why, nothing for the moment, for after this appalling request
          I had to think of the best means of getting rid of him. He
          wasn’t armed, else I should have feared for one of my station
          blacks. So muttering something about absenting myself to clean
          my rifle, and at the same time telling him of an adjacent
          scrub which was full of ferns and orchids, and bidding him
          seek them, I wert away and thought out a plan to get rid of
          this over-zealous young collector.
“Finding
          he had taken his departure to hunt for weeds in the scrub, I
          looked up my man Jimmy, and after a certain conversation with
          him, bid him take the Frenchman’s swag and manavlins, and seek
          the owner, who was fossicking amongst the trees and ferns. In
          about a couple of hours my man came back and described his
          meeting with the blood-thirstily inclined collector in
          somewhat the following fashion:
“I
          advanced upon him in the scrub, and he was picking roots up a
          tray. ‘Whisht!’ says I, ‘whishper, he’s clanin’ an’ loadin’
          his gun. Come wid me quick, I’ll carry yer shwag and show yer
          the way; he can’t foller ye.’ Then the gintleman up the tray
          he say, ‘Craynordetechien.’ ‘Who’s that?’ says I. ‘Never mind
          yer fool,’ says he, ‘you must learn the beautiful French; go
          away, I find a perfect white specimen of a cat and layer up
          here, and I shall preserve it.” “That’s jist what the mashter
          says- says he- ‘The Frenchman is a beautiful white specimen,
          and whin I’ve preserved his shkin it will make many fine
          shtock-whips,’ and whin he was loading in the bullets he says,
          ‘Jimmy, would I lose the chance of such a lovely specimen
          thrown in my way?’ ‘Niver,’ says I ‘An’ you shall shkin him,’
          says he. ‘You’ll do it tonight.’ With that I sharpens me
          knife, but then I thinks I’ll give the por buy a chance,
          p’r’aps he’s got a mother, so I gets yer things and comes off
          hot foot; an’ I must tell yer he always shoots in the head.”
“Well the
          gintleman drops down the tree looking very white, “Nordedew,”
          says he, “is this true?” and I answers in his own language,
          “It is true nordedew.”
“With that
          he drops his weeds, and I pretending to hear someone coming,
          he bolts off like a bandicoot, an’ meself after him. He ran,
          and I ran, an’ I put him on the road for the ten mile scrub
          wid his luggage. An’ thin I shouts after him, “What’s yer
          name?” “Ameal,” says he, pulling up. “We’ll you’ll find a meal
          and plenty more in yer sway, don’t eat now, but run,” says I;
          an’ he did, an’ I came home.’
“There’s
          no doubt,” concluded the old squatter, “that this poor
          Frenchman believed all that was told him by those infernal
          chaps on the boat, and was acting in a bonâ fide way;
          but I was glad to get rid of him, I can tell you, and that’s
          the way Jimmy managed it. So he’s turned up with you?”
“Yes,” I
          said, “and we had better go and see what he’s up to.” When we
          arrived at the tent, we found it empty, and one of the ‘boys,’
          on peering in, said that the Frenchman had not slept there;
          then he began to say that he found the trail on the bush track
          near by, following the tracks of a jin, and that both
          Frenchman and jin had passed some hours ago.”
“Here’s a
          pretty how-d’y-do,” cried the old squatter in his wrath when
          he heard this. “Monsieur’s still leather hunting! He’s the
          dead finish! You’d better round him up; I’m off home.”
Now Taxy
          had informed me more than once during our recent acquaintance
          that one object which he had in his mind in coming to the
          Colony was the hope that he might effect a union with an
          aboriginal, for that there would be a double advantage. She
          would not only with her sharp eyes assist him in collecting,
          but she must also accompany him to France. “But first and
          foremost,” he exclaimed, with many fervent gesticulations,
          “she must be beautiful and of the pure blood, she must also
          have the splendid figure; thus on arriving in my country I
          shall introduce her at every exhibition as a daughter of the
          wild cannibals of Australia.”
“So I
          shall make a noble pile of francs, and qui sait? At
          length the rigour of the climate may not at last suit her-
          then will the museum make an enormous offer for her. After
          all, is it not glory to die for la belle France!!!”
At the
          time I dismissed the matter as frivolous talk, but now the
          whole story occurred to me, and when we saw that the amorous
          Frenchman had left all his plants and other things behind him,
          thus proving that he was in earnest, it struck us that we had
          better catch him up before he was knocked on the head.
Now the
          Australian jin has a very pretty little foot, the tiny
          impression on the dusty track had caught the eye of the
          excitable Frenchman, and it was obvious by certain marks that
          he had literally run after her. Our object was to follow
          quickly before he got into trouble with the woman’s tribe- a
          friendly mob known to be in the neighbourhood- who, however,
          like all blacks, object to their women being interfered with.
For some
          miles, the dusky beauty of Taxy’s wild imagination had kept to
          the main track, her would be lover closely following the
          easily read signs. She had then suddenly turned off at a
          tangent towards a neighbouring range of low lying hills,
          whilst Taxy had still kept to the bush road, for being no
          bushman he had taken it for granted that she had gone straight
          ahead. So at this point we pulled up, the “boys” explaining
          that the jin had evidently gone to her camp, a tiny column of
          smoke indicating this in the distance, and that they could
          recognise her at any time, as one of her toes was missing from
          the left foot. Not specially wishing to make her acquaintance,
          we followed her ardent pursuer, and a long hunt it was. We
          soon found that he too had left the road and followed a cattle
          track, which we eventually ran to a very small station, and
          found this was occupied by a humorous Irishman, who informed
          us that many hours before a wild and hot-looking foreigner had
          rushed in and asked if he was harbouring a beautiful black
          woman with lovely feet. But Pat told us that he did not like
          the looks of the man at all, for that he had inspired terror
          in his house-keeper, and caused a new chum, or Jackeroo, whom
          he was instructing in station life, to arm himself.
So he gave
          Taxy a drink, and sent him off on a false trail. We found our
          friend at length lying exhausted under a large ti-tree, near
          to which was a dried up waterhole. His clothes were torn, his
          boots burst open, and his unshaved and wild appearance gave us
          the impression that we had found a foreign “sundowner” of the
          most evil type, instead of the neat Parisian with whom we were
          acquainted; yet he had lost nothing of his pleasant manners,
          for on perceiving us, he struggled gamely to his feet, with a
          profound bow took off his battered old hat, as only a
          Frenchman can, and first apologizing in the most gallant
          manner for having given us so much trouble, he next threw up
          his hands with a gesture of despair, crying, “I have lost the
          petite one of the beautiful foot, and think an Irishman
          I saw has stolen her from me. Hélas!- but I am French!
          And I find her or die!”
First
          refreshing the wearied aspirant with a good nobbler of 30 O.P.
          Queensland rum, and giving him something to eat, we informed
          him that we knew where the girl was; upon which he started up,
          begging us to take him to her side at once.
This was
          unadvisable, but as he insisted that he would continue the
          search even if he had to go alone, we compromised matters by
          promising to bring the unknown one to him. With much joy he
          thereupon climbed on to a spare horse, and we proceeded, and
          having arrived within sight of the camp fire already referred
          to, I despatched a “boy” to interview the jin and bring her to
          us on the track, under the promise that she would not be
          detained, but be sent at once back to her friends with a small
          present for herself and them. Meanwhile, we turned out the
          horses and made tea. Taxy could hardly contain himself during
          the hours we waited. Having borrowed a clean shirt, and
          generally cleaned and brushed himself up- with the aid of a
          pocket mirror, which every trooper seemed to carry- he spent
          the rest of the time in nervously walking up and down,
          stopping ever and anon to gaze into his looking-glass and see
          whether his moustache assumed the correct savage twist, and
          all this with an air of one who has an important assignation
          with an unknown beauty.
Presently
          the mounted man was made out in the far distance, and bringing
          binoculars to bear, I discovered what appeared to be a bundle
          of rags seated behind the horseman. When the “boy” gained our
          camp, he gave this bundle a violent shove, which sent it
          spinning and rolling off the horse on to the ground. Whilst we
          were still wondering what next was going to happen, a figure
          suddenly sprang out of an old possum cloak and shrieked yells
          and curses at the “boy” who had thus unceremoniously
          dismounted it. All the “boys” were in fits of laughter, but
          one of them picked up her pipe, and filling it with tobacco
          somewhat appeased her inured feelings. As she had cast off her
          only garment we now saw that she was a hideous amend skinny
          old jin. Being told by a trooper to approach Taxy, she now
          advanced upon him, whereupon he retreated behind a horse,
          holding out his hands to keep her off. However, she was
          quicker than he was, and rushing up she seized him with one
          hand, whilst with the other she drew another clay pipe out of
          her grey locks, where it was hidden, and with much whining and
          waving of her skinny arm informed him that he was to give her
          “plenty baccy.”
The
          Frenchman was furious, and with much gesture commenced to
          upbraid the crowd generally in a mixture of English and
          French.
“Why make
          me ids dam joke?” he cried, “but ah, perhaps dis is de
          grandmère, if so, bring me de granddaughter.” In vain we told
          him that this was the identical jin he had been tracking;
          nothing would convince him until we drew his attention to her
          left foot with the missing toe, then proceeding on the track
          we made her place her foot in the old spoor. Not until he had
          seen several of these prints was he convinced that he had made
          a fool of himself, then he told the old scarecrow to be off;
          however, she absolutely declined to move until he had
          collected plug tobacco for her. Having secured this, she
          gathered up her cloak, lit her pipe, and then turned round
          with “give mine tixpence.”
Taxy threw
          her some “tokens” which did duty for pennies in those days,
          wit a savage grunt of dismissal, and the old hag hobbled off,
          only turning round when she had gained a little distance to
          give a parting bit of her mind to the “boys” who responded
          with what was evidently an outburst of malicious chaff,
          judging by the way it was received from the departing child of
          nature, who by way of answer made hideous grimaces accompanied
          by yells and movements expressive of derisive contempt.
So we rode
          back to head quarters, with Taxy bringing up the rear- no
          longer the gay songster, but wearing a dejected and sorrowful
          mien, which, indeed, seemed imparted to the animal he
          bestrode. However, by the time that the next coasting boat
          called in he had fully regained his lost spirits, and vowed
          that he would seek a quite unexplored part of the country,
          whilst for the future he intimated that he should believe half
          what he heard and but little that he saw.
I was
          sorry to lose the company of this gay Frenchman, for he was
          distinctly “good company,” specially during the long evenings,
          with his varied songs and boulevard anecdotes; but at the same
          time felt that a sense of relief when he was gone, as his
          researches, whether in an amatory or “collecting” form,
          partook of such a bold and aspiring nature that he must
          eventually have got himself and others into great trouble.
THE JACKEROO
Thirsty Pat- “Man Bushed”- The Search- Short of Water- Tracking Rewarded- “Blank’s” Sandy Bed- Himself Again- Pat’s would-be Treatment
Some weeks
          after my French acquaintance had taken his departure, I was
          reminded of him again by a fresh visitor. I had been out with
          one of the jins to try and track a lost sheep, for very
          precious were our muttons to us, when a trooper galloped up to
          say that “a white fellow with cabon yabber,” whom I had met
          before, wanted to see me at once. So I got quickly home, and
          then recognised in the new comer the same Irishman who, as
          Taxy vowed, had spirited away the dark beauty he was seeking.
          However, he was in no mood for referring to our previous
          meeting. I found him violently hacking up a piece of plug
          tobacco; an example likewise followed by myself, as little can
          be done in the bush without a smoke first to clear the brains.
But my new
          acquaintance was not long in coming to the point, for after a
          few mighty draws of his “Barret’s twist” he said:
“I want
          yer to lend me a couple of yer ‘buys’ for…”
“Impossible,”
          I broke in.
“Whait a
          while, hark, me buy, til ye hear me spake,” he interrupted
          with much energy, “it’s a long and thusty road I’ve come.”
          This hint produced a bottle of “three star,” and when the old
          squatter had comforted himself he got up and rolled out such a
          history, embellished as it was with such a pile of expletives,
          that I grew interested.
“As I was
          saying,” he commenced- he had not said it at all, “ the
          blatherin’ idiot’s gone and last himself, and him only jist
          out from his sainted mother from Country Cark, and she paying
          me- well- a fair sum for his kape and larnin’ me trade, which
          is bullock punchin’.” A lot more he gave me to the same
          effect, and then – probably judging by my silence that I did
          not intend to bestir myself- concluded with greater volubility
          than ever, and with much pantomime:
“Be arl
          the saints in glary the man’s murder will be on yer sowl, and
          I shall lose me bit of pay if yer don’t find the blankety
          Jackeroo alive an’ kickin’.”
Now I had
          had to think a bit, because, determined as I was that the lost
          man should be found if possible, my strict and written orders
          were that I should on no account ever absent myself from the
          “boys.” Even my Irish friend allowed that I could not be in
          two places at once; but I eased his mind by telling him that
          any consequences should be risked, and he should have the help
          he needed, only that he must put the affair shortly in
          writing, and sign his name to it. I wish I could have kept the
          document he afterwards handed to me. It was supreme; but
          though I have official papers connected with my time in the
          Native Mounted Police, that special gem I have lost.
So I took
          a couple of “boys” and left the others in charge of the
          barracks with strict orders as to their conduct, and a promise
          of gaudy Crimean shirts if all went well during my absence.
This was
          the first occasion in which I had been personally engaged in
          the quest for a lost man, though, like most dwellers in
          Australia, I had heard many thrilling stories of such events-
          detailed to me over the camp fire- and felt glad that the
          native police had a chance of distinguishing themselves; for
          in certain previous cases of a similar nature the lost one had
          been searched for by incompetent white or black men, for it is
          not every aboriginal who can track- those who have been “wood
          and water Joey” on a station and know well the taste of strong
          drinks lose much of their fine bush senses.
I had with
          me two of the steadiest “boys,” and the best trackers of our
          small force. This fact practically freed me of all
          responsibility, no commands nor directions were required. They
          might go as they pleased and be left entirely to their own
          marvellous judgment of signs; or their instinct, rather, as
          was the case here, than to their knowledge of the country.
It proved
          a long ride and a thirsty one, as our friend had once
          remarked; but he was cheery, and in high spirits, and with his
          quaint remarks caused much merriment on the road. Not a drink
          did we get until we arrived- at the station I was going to
          say.
In reality
          the squatter’s abode consisted of a moderate-sized bark humpy,
          with a tiny shed near by which did duty as a kitchen. As we
          approached he stood up in his stirrups, and, pointing to his
          shed with a deprecating wave of the hand, said it was only
          “preliminary, some day we should see an irictiion…”; but a
          suggestion of water cut short his rhapsodies, and jumping off
          his horse and shouting cheerily, “Wid a drap in it and
          wilcome,” he passed us in on to the earthen floor of his
          domain.
Darkness
          was now setting in, and the “boys” suggested they should camp
          outside, and that we should take up the trail at daylight.
Our host
          did his “big best” and made every one comfortable, enlivening
          the time by abusing his red-haired Irish “slavey” the only
          occupant of the place as far as I could see- for not having
          all sorts of luxuries and drinks ready. However, if the said
          delicacies had been present we did not want them, for of good
          beef and bread there was plenty, and a bottle of rum. I very
          soon turned into a comfortable bunk of sacking, and was being
          pleasantly lulled to sleep by a gentle corroboree, which
          proceeded from the “boys” at their camp fire; then the
          squatter broke out into a cheery song, which he rendered with
          much power and feeling. I only remember the following lines in
          it:
“An’ he built him an
            iligant pigstye,
That made all the Munster
            boys stare,
An’ he builded likewise
            many castles,
But alas! They were all in
            the air.”
These lines were most typical of the singer, and though I heard the song again some years afterwards, I have never been able to get the whole of the words, to my regret.
By
          daylight next day the “boys” had brought up the horse of the
          missing man, and having taken a good look at his shoes, turned
          him loose again. The old squatter said that he would stay
          about the place whilst we were away, for that he had much
          valuable property to see after, also that he would beguile the
          extra time with song and reading, and the making of
          stockwhips, at which latter work he was certainly an adept, as
          I had ample evidence to prove. Upon my gently hinting that he
          might have been connected with leather work at home, he
          answered as he cocked his chest, “I was mashter of arl
          trades in the ould country.” When we were all ready for a
          start, he held up his hands and his brows contracted. “Whait a
          while, me bhuoys, I must pack ye saft bread and whine, and
          butter, and milk, and brandy, and shticking plaster and
          painkiller for the pore defunct.”
I verily
          believe that the good-hearted Irishman really thought that he
          was in the position of a universal provider; but I remember
          that he was evidently relieved when I only asked for a small
          flask of spirits and a large bottle of milk. Then we rode
          away, after having the direction pointed out, at which the
          riderless horse was found grazing. This spot proved to be some
          five miles distant, and the “boys” upon reaching it, picked up
          the back tracks of the animal. Holding to this, though other
          shod horses had crossed the trail, we found that it had come
          at a gallop from a belt of forest which was visible on the far
          side of a great plain. The “boys” galloped along the tracks,
          steadied down after entering the gum trees, and then proceeded
          cautiously, having to make a small cast now and then, so faint
          were the signs, even to them, on the hard ground under the
          timber. Not a word was uttered by them whilst puzzling out the
          hoof marks, but I was conscious of a subdued excitement, as I
          watched their action.
At length,
          after many tortuous windings, during which the homeward bound
          horse had walked, we came to where he had galloped out of a
          clearing in the forest. This had been caused, in days gone by,
          by a cyclone or whirlwind wrecking some of the great trees. At
          this spot the two troopers pointed out something to each
          other, and then got off their horses. I did likewise, feeling
          that some special discovery had been made.One “boy” held the
          three horses; the other walked on and pointed out to me,
          evidently considering that I ought to understand his
          hieroglyphics, that here the white man was thrown, there he
          had picked himself up and run after the horse, when failing to
          catch it, he had sat down on that log and smoked; and sure
          enough what I did see was a half-burnt wax match at the spot
          indicated. As we looked back from this point, I noticed that
          the forest was very dark and thick, and it was doubtless owing
          to this fact that the dismounted rider had not been able to
          see which way the horse had taken; for after a few irresolute
          turnings he had proceeded in quite a contrary direction. This,
          it may be mentioned, was the first fatal step which led to his
          undoing. And now the “boys” followed his tracks on foot,
          leading their horses.  This
          course was inevitable, but seemed to me terribly slow work,
          considering that every moment was precious.
On for
          many weary miles we went, till at length the trackers said we
          should not get him that night, but that as he was walking
          strong he would most likely pull through if he found water- so
          far we had seen no signs of this. Seeing that the trail bore
          rather to the right of our position, I ventured to ask whether
          it would not lead eventually to the running stream, which I
          have mentioned.
“Bel,”
          they answered with a pitying smile, as they pointed out a line
          of mountains in quite another part of the country, which they
          averred dominated that sparkling brook; and then, as if
          interpreting my own thoughts, informed me that we must find
          water for ourselves and horses before long, preparatory to
          forming a camp for the night. One of them then ascended a tall
          tree to its very top, and, having apparently thus taken in the
          lie of the country, descended, and with his tomahawk blazed
          the trunk all round; then quitting the trail he mounted his
          horse and rode off at a tangent, merely remarking as he
          pointed with his chin, “I believe water sit down there.” We
          had been suffering from thirst for some time now, and, like
          most men under similar conditions, glad thoughts arose in my
          mind of bubbling springs and cool water affording unlimited
          “drinks” of the life-giving liquid.
Alas for
          the reality!
We came at
          last to a deep defile in the forest and having with some
          trouble ridden the horses down its steep banks, the dry bed of
          a small creek presented itself. We followed this down in
          single file, when the leading “boy,” uttering an exclamation
          of disgust, threw himself from his horse, which I then saw was
          making frantic efforts to rush into a sort of scoop-out in the
          ravine. The others tried to follow suit, and we had difficulty
          in restraining the poor beasts who had smelt water. And what a
          miserable puddle it was! The quick eye of the “boy” had seen
          that any one of our steeds would have drunk most of it up and
          rendered the residue undrinkable by stirring up the mud. So he
          saved the situation by his warning. It took two of us all our
          time to hold the animals, whilst the third man carefully
          dipped out about a gallon of the precious liquid with a pint
          pot, pouring it into our largest billy. In spite of its being
          warm and spiced with gum leaf juice, the drink all round
          proved most refreshing, and we were able to smoke again. After
          filling the can again for a big brew of tea, we waited
          sufficiently long for the small hole to fill up once more, and
          at last partially watered the horses by means of an
          indiarubber basin we had with us. They were then hobbled out,
          and as the dew fell copiously that night, and there was a fair
          amount of herbage, they proved pretty fit by the next morning.
There was
          a little more than a pint of muddy water left in the hole when
          we looked into it at sunrise the next day, so the source had
          evidently stopped running. Now I wondered, as we prepared to
          mount after our night’s rest, whether the trackers would make
          a cast, and so hit off the trail, or return to the blazed
          tree. They chose the latter course for some good reason known
          to themselves, and picked up the footsteps at once. Shortly
          after we had made this fresh start the course of the wandered
          proved most erratic, circling around the belts of timber to
          the right, again to the left, without either aim or object. It
          was evident that the man we were “hunting” had no compass with
          im, further, that he was becoming wildly bewildered. We
          followed the erratic footmarks thus for some two hours, when
          they suddenly took a straight course, and looking ahead the
          troopers pointed out a fringe of dark-leaved trees, which as I
          knew of old denoted the channel of a water-course, and this it
          proved to be, but utterly dried up. Into this the feet of the
          exhausted man had taken him. Into this his hands had scraped
          deeply in the sand, but to no purpose, and we knew now that he
          had not met with water during the whole of his lonely
          wanderings.
But he was
          not far off, as the “boys” knew. One of them galloped his
          tracks down the sandy bed and disappeared round a bend of the
          channel, presently returning with: “That fellow sit down
          there, that fellow bong.” To my surprise my companions then
          made excuses for not proceeding; one fancied something the
          matter with his girths; the other said he must shift his
          saddle as his horse had a sore back; so I spurred up my animal
          and soon viewed the man we were in search of, stretched out on
          the sand under a shady bank of the channel. But he was not
          dead or anything like it, though he presented a pitiable
          sight. He lay quite still, and had placed a handkerchief and
          some leaves over his face. These I removed, and found his eyes
          wide open, and his tongue swollen and protruding. He blinked
          his eyes as I uncovered them, but did not attempt to move. Now
          the milk, which we had brought in a bottle, had gone for the
          greater part into little balls of butter, so propping him up I
          administered one of these with a drop of rum, saw it melt in
          his mouth and go down- thus he could swallow. I then galloped
          back to the troopers for assistance. They looked a bit ashamed
          of themselves when I told them that the man who was pronounced
          “Bong,” or dead, was “Budgery,” or all right, and then I
          smartly rated the “boy” who had brought back this false news.
          They will examine with interest the corpse of a black man,
          like themselves; but it seems to be different when the body is
          that of a white, and enveloped in a bundle of clothes.
They
          informed me that there was water down the creek, as they had
          heard white cockatoos, so I sent one to find it, and brought
          the other back with me.
I will
          give the strange man’s name as “Blank,” and a pretty
          appropriate one too, considering the state we found him in.
          Well, Blank’s eyes followed every movement we made when I was
          once more at his side. Then he pointed towards his feet, by a
          motion of his eyes. We uncovered his limbs, which were buried
          in the sand, and found that he had neither boots nor socks on,
          yet his tracks denoted that he was booted up to the place
          where we found him in. We reasoned that it would be best to
          form a camp, and feed him up with slops for the present.
          Presently the other trooper returned with a “billy” full of
          good water, which he had found in a rocky hole. He then took
          the horses back with him to give them a good drink, previous
          to their being turned out. “Blank” took another ball, and by
          night time was evidently improving. Drinks of milky water
          eased his tongue, but he could not yet speak; though he tried
          to, he only succeeded in emitting ghastly noises from his
          throat. These, accompanied with nightmare and a sort of
          “horrors,” continued for some hours, but towards dawn he sank
          into a kind of slumber. We propped up shady boughs round him
          and let him be.
When he
          awoke we stripped him and soused him with water; this proved a
          real relief to the stricken man, and one “boy” was kept going
          as galloper to the water-hole and back.
Bread
          soaked in milk and butter he was at length able to swallow. He
          had neither matches, watch, knife, nor anything useful about
          him. We learnt from him later that he had left all his matches
          at one of his resting places, and could not find them again.
          He had intended to fire the bush as a signal, and this loss
          had driven him frantic for the time being.
I asked
          the “boys” which was the shortest way to the squatter’s hut,
          when, without an instant hesitation, they pointed in a
          direction totally different from that which we had come by.
“Blank”
          now got better hour by hour, and the “boys” having found his
          boots buried in the sand under his head, we put these on his
          feet, as the ground was hot, and got him on his legs and
          walked him a few steps to relax his muscles, and upon
          ascertaining that he wished to try and undertake the journey
          home, he was supported on a led-horse, and we started in the
          cool of the evening, having carefully filled all our
          water-bottles. Travelling all night, with a rest in the middle
          of it, we reached the hut at so early an hour in the morning
          that no one was about, so we made our man comfortable and
          turned in ourselves. I heard the old squatter’s voice though
          before I got to sleep, he had evidently come upon “Blank,” and
          was speaking in no gentle whisper to himself: “Be arl the
          goats of Kerry the prodical son’s turned up alive, the shape’s
          come back to the fold, glary be to Gad, and nothing out a
          pocket, not even for the findin’ him. How the buy’s changed
          though, his blessed mother wouldn’t know him! I must doctor
          him a bit.”
At this
          point I heard the clinking of glasses and roared out to him to
          “leave the chap alone.” Upon hearing this the old boy stepped
          up with his bottle to my bunk, and with a solemn face assured
          me that he intended to let the “buy slape,” but that we must
          drink to his speedy recovery. I had to pretend to be more
          tired than I really was before I could induce the lively old
          man to go away and look after his cattle.
After a
          good day’s rest “Blank” related to us the story of his
          wanderings, but there was little more to learn than what the
          troopers had read from the signs. He remembered but little of
          his last day’s sufferings, and in many small matters his mind
          was a blank. He had sucked the dewy herbage every night, but
          this act merely tantalized his palate. He declared that he saw
          black fellows one evening; but this was certainly a phantom of
          the brain, for the “boys” had specially looked out for signs
          of natives, without result.
It appears
          that he fell into a state of coma, or indifference to
          everything, before we found him, but had the sense to stagger
          into the shade and cover his face and feet from the sun amend
          mosquitoes before lying down, to die, as he expected.
He thanked
          us all for “seeing him through,” and declared in a joky way
          that he should now apply for a post in the Native Mounted
          Police as he had had a bit of powerful experience.
So we bid
          him and his eccentric guardian goodbye; but the latter was
          bound to have the last word, for as we rode away he cried out,
          “You said the buy wanted a cheerful companion to complete his
          cure.. and faix he’s got that same in me.” So he concluded as
          he drew himself up stiffly to answer our salute.
SOME OLD FRIENDS
And now I
          have finished this narrative concerning a portion of my
          experience in the Native Mounted Police. In conclusion I would
          like to borrow from the latest sources some hints which may be
          useful to intending emigrants.
I have
          lately received a copy of the British Australasian and New
            Zealand Mail, of 9 May 1910, sent to me by an old chum,
          Edmund Rawson, who, with his equally popular brother Charley,
          was amongst the earliest pioneers of the “Pioneer River,”
          Mackay. Also J. E. Davidson, John Spiller, and others of my
          old friends, all real “white men,” are mentioned in this
          paper, recalling to my mind the happy times of days long past-
          the halcyon days of the Southern “River Mob.”
To
          conclude with a reference to squatting, I would advise those
          who think of entering upon pastoral pursuits to procure the
          work, quite lately published and written by that grand old
          pastoral pioneer, Oscar de Satgé. The book is entitled Pages
            from the Journal of a Queensland Squatter.
Think of a
          book written up to date by one who went out to the Colonies
          nearly fifty years ago. There is sound advice in chapter 30 to
          those who would follow in the author’s footsteps. The book
          teems with anecdotes characteristic of the free and open air
          life of the pastoral squatter, and is likewise beautifully
          illustrated.
Another
          book of a very different nature, shows what “a rolling stone”
          of adamantine rock can and cannot do in the colonies. The
          author, a man of almost fiendish pluck and determination,
          tells his own story truthfully and simply. It was written by
          Jack Barry and published by Sampson Low.
Another
          recent work is W. A. Horn’s Explorations in Central
            Australia. These splendid volumes, besides being
          descriptive of everything relating to the country, go fully
          into many of the rites and ceremonies of the natives; amongst
          others the extraordinary rite of sub-incision is described,
          together with photographs illustrating the ceremony.
And now I
          bring to an end these old time events. Some experiences which
          befell me, specially one of a sad and pathetic nature, cannot
          be published; and yet another, where the survivor of an
          old-time fearful massacre by the blacks had stayed in my hut-
          a morose man, yet interesting withal. Old Queenslanders will
          recognise the allusion when I state that a terrible vengeance
          was inflicted on the black fiends, and almost entirely by one
          man.
I often
          dwell on this early period of my life as on a pleasant
          realistic dream, and wonder how, and where, the old force is
          still composed, and whether it is still required in the sense
          it used to be. The old memories connected with nature
          unspoilt, the simple lessons in natural history, the complete
          independence, the care taken of one by faithful “boys” ready
          to do one’s bidding; all this, and more, inclines me to say
          with Adam Lindsay Gordon, “I’d live the same life over if I
          had to live again.”